At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.
coconut
I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.
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Science: If you skip breakfast and/or lunch your more likely to binge at dinner time because your body needs 1500 cal to function at rest, and if you don’t give it that, it will be a bitch and make you crave higher calorie content foods to compensate.
Me at breakfast and/or lunch: psh yeah, if your weak.
Me at dinner: *binging* I fucking hate science.
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my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
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My twitter is unappreciated go follow it @ohitisjosh Part 3
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WHEN will 2017’s hottest trend (firing sexual predators) hit the white house???
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Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
- Shaggy: Zoinks
- Scooby: Ruh-roh
- Daphne: Jeepers
- Velma: Jinkies
- Me: Well fuck
1 second of every episode of always sunny in philadelphia summing up how utterly, utterly fucked up it is. beautiful.
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my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying
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